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Old 07-25-2013, 01:37 PM   #31
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but i dont eat beaver because im a vagitarian hey wate a minit that dont even make good sence doez it but it dont matter none becauz thiz lameazz story needs some action and i mean da kinda action that only shortdistancehunter can bring 2 da table yo im hardcore with a bigbore az everbody already knoezz...

n why dont thiz story never end everbody knoezz all good thingzz must end well thats all u need to kno becuz thiz story must not be a good thing n i kno good from bad my granpappy and granmammy done taut me about all dat stuff n more besidezzz.
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Old 07-25-2013, 01:49 PM   #32
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... and as the story continued, with the arrival of SDH's chuckleheadery, the ADV forum wondered if SDH's brother, XRMANDOWN, would soon reply about the shenanigans in Pasco...
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Old 07-25-2013, 03:58 PM   #33
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And while the ADV forum wondered about SDH's brother in Pasco, Something has got to be done with SDH. And I think Fred Rutherford will be the one needed to have a very frank talk with him. The story continues, and off in the distance I hear...

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Old 07-25-2013, 04:55 PM   #34
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this rider with a crazed and confused look... He said softly, sadly, "Just when I thought it was ok to get back on ADV... SDH RETURNS...what are we to do?

I'll tell you what we do. We ...
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Old 07-25-2013, 05:45 PM   #35
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... pick up a rock or something and sing the "Asshole" song...

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Old 07-25-2013, 08:11 PM   #36
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:58 AM   #37
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... then, after eating the owl for supper, d00d takes off on the ultimate dual sport bike... the awesomeness that is...
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Old 07-26-2013, 10:27 AM   #38
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the SDH killer....

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Old 07-26-2013, 02:39 PM   #39
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Or the KTM. Everybody knows the SDH killer has pedals on it. So the rain seems to have slacked off for now, and all the beavers are busy making their dams, and the zombies are pretty much gone. But the sound, although intermittent, is still heard from deep in the forest. It sounds like somebody calling for...

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Old 07-26-2013, 03:06 PM   #40
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SWAMPY!! We're calling for Swampy so we can report that wheelie, which as you already know, is unsafe and illegal.

This aggression will not stand, man...
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:23 PM   #41
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But alas, "Swampy" never arrived...although, after checking his newly acquired Obama care health exchange coverage , our hero reached out to a metrosexual sex counselor, who eventually convinced him that although there was nothing wrong with it (except in Arkansas and certain municipalities of Detroit as well as Pasco county out by the dump) he should really try to get over this obsession with this mythical character "Swampy" jerking his gherkin...and keeping his luggage after the fact...
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Old 07-26-2013, 06:41 PM   #42
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...Swampy was left to contemplate his colorless future.



And after much introspection, he concluded the chuckleheads are a bunch of...
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Old 07-27-2013, 03:58 AM   #43
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Meanwhile, back at Chucklehead hero headquarters...

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Old 07-27-2013, 05:01 AM   #44
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... Power Ranger Bruce, wearing his usual butt floss garb, couldn't find his assless chaps, so he took the stairs to the batcave where...
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:56 AM   #45
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He looked at the picture of his idol and decided it was time to order the Nutrisystem, because it works. Then once he is back in shape he is going to...

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