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Old 07-27-2013, 03:45 PM   #46
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go riding with the PAR Fastburners who will ...
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Old 07-27-2013, 04:37 PM   #47
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... Beep, Beep!

But, since Bruce was riding the ernge bike with the butt floss and no Monkey Butt powder...
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:11 PM   #48
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He couldn't use the n00bs leg for traction this time...
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:14 PM   #49
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After riding over N00bs, He decided to ride to Walgreens to purchase monkey butt powder....but alas he got stuck behind a Gay pride parade...where he found Eloy, who politely inquired in an English accent..." Excuse me sir, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"...
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Old 07-27-2013, 06:04 PM   #50
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... and Bruce was well prepared to join the parade with the monkey butt and banana hammock. He wanted some mustard too... so he could put it on his corndog...




After gheying it up a bit not that there's anything wrong with that, Bruce...
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Old 07-27-2013, 08:05 PM   #51
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joined together with some of his buddies to march into battle singing this anthem...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojMh0VCBv0g

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Old 07-28-2013, 02:49 PM   #52
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Sang YMCA. while playing swallow the leader on their Vimos.
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Old 07-29-2013, 10:54 AM   #53
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But the Grey Poupon was gone so fast they had to get some more. So they headed to the store but nobody had any money so someone was going to have to...
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Old 07-29-2013, 11:23 AM   #54
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... eat a corndog
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Old 07-29-2013, 11:36 AM   #55
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After finishing the last bite of the corn dog it took a bullet train to his colon so to defecation station headed only to find a bunch of large holes in the walls of the stall.
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Old 07-29-2013, 12:12 PM   #56
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On the other side of the stalls walls, above the holes, were signs stating "Place corn dog here and wait patiently". There was a song playing on the restroom overhead speakers. Glory something. The holes were at varied heights to accommodate...
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Old 07-29-2013, 12:21 PM   #57
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On the other side of the stalls walls, above the holes, were signs stating "Place corn dog here and wait patiently". There was a song playing on the restroom overhead speakers. Glory something. The holes were at varied heights to accommodate...
even a small one for SDH....
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Old 07-29-2013, 03:50 PM   #58
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and he said, "why do these threads always wind up in the toilet?"
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Old 07-29-2013, 04:45 PM   #59
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Then he realized Buzz was involved.
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Old 07-29-2013, 05:44 PM   #60
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Then he realized Buzz was involved.

... And it all turned the corner




But wait, there's more...
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