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Old 07-29-2013, 06:47 PM   #61
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As he recited the serial number on the condom.
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From what I've heard, riding a DR feels just like riding a KLR except you're head doesn't sway left and right constantly scanning the ditches for aluminum cans.
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Old 07-30-2013, 07:50 AM   #62
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Wondering if there was really a warranty on it or if it was past it's expiration date. Always look on the bright side of life! Fwoooooooooot, to. Fwoooooooooot, to, to, to, to, to. And after they gave him his dollar back he realized...
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I switched from regular Rotella Triple Protection to the Synthetic T6.

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Old 07-30-2013, 07:52 AM   #63
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That Ineptizoid Screen Door, Dirt Bike and Condom Repair can reseal and restore most anything.
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From what I've heard, riding a DR feels just like riding a KLR except you're head doesn't sway left and right constantly scanning the ditches for aluminum cans.
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Old 07-30-2013, 09:14 AM   #64
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So after the condom repair was finished, he jumped back on his bike and headed due west in search of...
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Old 07-30-2013, 10:08 PM   #65
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Old 07-31-2013, 05:40 AM   #66
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and they all had to get funky with...

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After they enjoyed several adult beverages they went out in the streets and...
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Old 08-01-2013, 06:49 PM   #67
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Counted all the cagers on their cell phones, oblivious to the motorcycles around them and realized they need to be extra...
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Old 08-01-2013, 08:35 PM   #68
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Drunk for the ride home....
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Old 08-02-2013, 05:02 PM   #69
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East bound and down loaded up and truckin, we gonna do what they say can't be done
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From what I've heard, riding a DR feels just like riding a KLR except you're head doesn't sway left and right constantly scanning the ditches for aluminum cans.
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Old 08-03-2013, 08:28 AM   #70
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East bound and down loaded up and truckin, we gonna do what they say can't be done
....like park in this FF's garage.... on top of this DL650A....
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Old 08-03-2013, 08:35 AM   #71
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....like park in this FF's garage.... on top of this DL650A....
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From what I've heard, riding a DR feels just like riding a KLR except you're head doesn't sway left and right constantly scanning the ditches for aluminum cans.
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Old 08-03-2013, 12:47 PM   #72
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And the story continues with a semi truck driver, most likely on his cell phone talking or texting causing said carnage we alluded to earlier. And the rest of the FF's were thinking, "pics or it didn't happen"...
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Old 08-03-2013, 02:32 PM   #73
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And while they were waiting on pics the PAR fastburners were tuning bikes, sharpening the edges of their knobs, setting tire pressures and getting ready for n00b shredding at the Brox Sand Box come sunrise. What they didn't know is that ...
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Old 08-03-2013, 05:34 PM   #74
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KTM had installed a plastic wrist pin, set to melt at exactly 50 hrs when the warranty is up...

Meanwhile, back at Buzz's place the oil slick is growing larger and...
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Old 08-04-2013, 04:08 AM   #75
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He slyly hid the true culprit out of sight and set a rented Harley on top of the oil puddle to ...
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