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Old 01-13-2014, 08:18 PM   #1
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RIP Philip Rivers



Following the well deserved playoff loss to the Broncos on Sunday consummate douchebag Phiip Rivers flew into a stompy tantrum. Later that evening he allegedly took his own life using only a whalebone corset stay.

He'll be missed by fans of mediocrity the world over.
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:23 PM   #2
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That is not nice....but

Looking at that again, isn't that a pic of chad henne?
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:36 PM   #3
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Was he in the bar with Colston when Colston made a pass at that MMA champs girlfriend?
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Old 01-13-2014, 09:46 PM   #4
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His poor 6 kids.
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Old 01-13-2014, 09:57 PM   #5
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My dog has won as many championships as Phillip Rivers. I am thinking about sending her to the pro bowl.
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Old 01-14-2014, 01:20 AM   #6
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Doth thou speakest the truth? A whalebone corset stay???? Did he travel back to the year 1720 to commit this act ?
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RIP icon of mediocrity. Rivers wuz one.

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Old 01-14-2014, 03:36 PM   #8
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RIP icon of mediocrity. Rivers wuz one.

Oh jeez. That was uncalled for. Some things can't be unseen. My eyes! My eyes!
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Following the well deserved playoff loss to the Broncos on Sunday consummate douchebag Phiip Rivers flew into a stompy tantrum. Later that evening he allegedly took his own life using only a whalebone corset stay.

He'll be missed by fans of mediocrity the world over.
Chad Pennington - Former Savior of the Jets and Dolphins.
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Old 01-19-2014, 10:25 PM   #10
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Chad Pennington - Former Savior of the Jets and Dolphins.

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Old 01-21-2014, 09:58 AM   #11
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So sad.

Maybe they can re-sign Ryan Leaf?

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So sad.

Maybe they can re-sign Ryan Leaf?

He has a good job with an arm of the Montana DMV. I don't think he is allowed work outside the facilities based on his current work agreement.
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Old 01-21-2014, 02:13 PM   #13
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I don't know, but Jim Harbaugh was doing a pretty good impression of P Rivers during the game..

Just had to bring up Ryan Leaf didn't you..? Ouch..
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I don't know, but Jim Harbaugh was doing a pretty good impression of P Rivers during the game..

Just had to bring up Ryan Leaf didn't you..? Ouch..
He was a stompy mess for sure. Poor little dude. I bet his diapees were so soiled after all those tantrums.
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He was a stompy mess for sure. Poor little dude. I bet his diapees were so soiled after all those tantrums.
All those years of playing QB he had to hold it together. Now he finally gets to let it go and you armchair Mr. Etiquettes let him have it?

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