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Old 10-31-2013, 06:12 PM   #16
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I wonder what Jack Handy would think of this?
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Old 10-31-2013, 07:41 PM   #17
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Old 10-31-2013, 08:02 PM   #18
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Old 10-31-2013, 08:09 PM   #19
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Jack Handy.

There.
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Old 11-01-2013, 03:47 PM   #20
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That is what inspired me to start this thread. Jack Handey. I am sure he would approve. Now let us see if we can be creative and come up with some good, original ones.
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Old 11-01-2013, 04:48 PM   #21
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If it requires deep thought, you're thinking too much.

Think about it.
























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Old 11-01-2013, 05:59 PM   #22
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If it requires deep thought, you're thinking too much.

Think about it.



ooohh that's starting to hurt!
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:10 PM   #23
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I was having such a deep thought that... I farted!
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Old 11-01-2013, 07:46 PM   #24
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Just the other day, 5 black helicopters flew over my house. I have been trying not to think too deep.
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Old 11-01-2013, 07:57 PM   #25
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Just the other day, 5 black helicopters flew over my house. I have been trying not to think too deep.

Dumbasses... they should have engaged the "whisper" mode.
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Old 11-02-2013, 05:15 AM   #26
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Black helicopters????
I'm unable to have deep thoughts since the alien mind probe.

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Old 11-02-2013, 05:55 AM   #27
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hmmm, If the current guy is good, then why do I disagree? Is it me? Or is everyone else who likes him, just collectlvely stupid... Or is it me?
Sometimes I think its me. Then he does something else, and every part of me thinks that's wrong. Or is it me..

I recently starting ready about particle singularity theory. They believe that at some point the universe ceases to expand and at the same speed, collapses back into a single particle. At the moment it reaches maximum singularity, the universe re-expands. this may have happened billions of times, creating a unique but similar universe each time. What do you think of your nest egg now?
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Old 11-02-2013, 07:02 AM   #28
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Farrrrr out, man!
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Old 11-02-2013, 07:40 AM   #29
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hmmm, If the current guy is good, then why do I disagree? Is it me? Or is everyone else who likes him, just collectlvely stupid... Or is it me?
Sometimes I think its me. Then he does something else, and every part of me thinks that's wrong. Or is it me..

I recently starting ready about particle singularity theory. They believe that at some point the universe ceases to expand and at the same speed, collapses back into a single particle. At the moment it reaches maximum singularity, the universe re-expands. this may have happened billions of times, creating a unique but similar universe each time. What do you think of your nest egg now?
No amount of tinfoil will help me there....
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Old 11-02-2013, 03:27 PM   #30
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What do you think of your nest egg now?
I don't even have a nest egg
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