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09-08-2005, 12:25 PM
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Stupid and Dyslexic
Joined: Apr 2005
Location: Huntington Beach
Oddometer: 7,367
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Testicular Trauma
Reading the thread on the Goldwing and the Air Bag reminded me of an alarming motorcycle crash statistic. 80% of all motorcycle accidents involving collisions with cars involve trauma to the legs and the genital region.
Think about what your straddeling and which direction you are moving...Yikes. Just a little happy thought to get you thru the day 
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09-08-2005, 12:38 PM
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Sasquatch
Joined: Feb 2003
Location: Topeka, Kansas
Oddometer: 2,721
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I wonder how many of them were riding Ducatis.
 
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09-08-2005, 12:40 PM
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Bead Buddy
Joined: Dec 2003
Location: The garage.
Oddometer: 3,201
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Hey NK! Can you grab hold and yank this Ducati out of my ass?
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09-08-2005, 12:43 PM
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Sasquatch
Joined: Feb 2003
Location: Topeka, Kansas
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We've all been touched by the noodly appendage. Religion outa be like sex, legal as long as no money changes hands. - swjohnsey |
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09-08-2005, 12:44 PM
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Wage slave...
Joined: Jul 2002
Location: Scarning (the financial district), today...
Oddometer: 5,652
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...or vintage Triumphs...   (ps - look up the medical term "de-gloving").
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09-08-2005, 12:45 PM
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Still Here Too Damn Much
Joined: Dec 2001
Location: Dull Edge Of The Rust Bowl
Oddometer: 125,081
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09-08-2005, 12:46 PM
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Sasquatch
Joined: Feb 2003
Location: Topeka, Kansas
Oddometer: 2,721
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Yikes! Was the chrome nut catcher an option or did it come standard?
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09-08-2005, 12:52 PM
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fevered farkeler
Joined: May 2004
Location: Seattle, USA
Oddometer: 5,214
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I always thought that this bike would be rough on the boys.
 OTOH, it's rear end might be just the thing after a fine dinner of bean burritos and Budweiser! 
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09-08-2005, 12:58 PM
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I made a doodie...
Joined: Jul 2004
Location: Phoenix,AZ.
Oddometer: 4,202
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09-08-2005, 01:08 PM
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Hold Fast
Joined: Apr 2004
Location: Socialist Republic of Maryland
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What does a nose warmer have to do with this thread? My mom gave me one for X-mas once.
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09-08-2005, 01:22 PM
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siempre sedoso
Joined: Dec 2003
Location: Front Range, 7,200 ft.
Oddometer: 29,812
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Hey Dieter - why the long face? |
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09-08-2005, 05:29 PM
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Beastly Adventurer
Joined: Apr 2005
Location: Omaha, NE.
Oddometer: 4,452
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Another reason to ride one of these;
 But it would have to be Honda Red!!
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09-08-2005, 05:31 PM
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I made a doodie...
Joined: Jul 2004
Location: Phoenix,AZ.
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"The real point is that as an islamic country there is no bacon I'd have folded like a 50 cent hanky" - boxermoose |
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09-08-2005, 05:44 PM
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I can pass this guy......
Joined: Feb 2005
Location: Sedalia, Missouri
Oddometer: 21,004
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[quote=dtsv650r]Another reason to ride one of these;
QUOTE] Because you lost your nuts on a Triumph and are no longer a man?
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09-08-2005, 05:57 PM
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Beastly Adventurer
Joined: Apr 2005
Location: Omaha, NE.
Oddometer: 4,452
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[quote=Bender]
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A Fuckin Triumph!!
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