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Old 07-30-2014, 06:21 AM   #136
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TEXAS ROLL THE BONES RALLY V October 24-26, 2014, Lake Whitney, Texas

This brief masturbation comedy skit was brought to you by the fifth grade. We will now resume our regularly scheduled nonsense.

They do this just to yank me around. Wait. That sounds wrong. Grrrrrrr.
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Old 07-30-2014, 06:34 AM   #137
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*We will now resume our regularly scheduled sixth grade level of conversation.
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Old 07-30-2014, 06:51 AM   #138
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*We will now resume our regularly scheduled sixth grade level of conversation.
Woohoo we got promoted
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Old 07-30-2014, 07:25 AM   #139
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*We will now resume our regularly scheduled sixth grade level of conversation.
Yes! Now we're in the sex grade!
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Old 07-30-2014, 07:42 AM   #140
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What kind of rally IS this anyway?

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Old 07-30-2014, 09:01 AM   #141
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yes! Now we're in the sex grade!
Boobies ! ! !
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Old 07-30-2014, 09:40 AM   #142
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Shoot me. Just fuckin' shoot me now.
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Old 07-30-2014, 10:47 AM   #143
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What kind of rally IS this anyway?

Googling: how to put a padlock on a tent fly...

and possible cost of a portable "Bear" fence.
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Old 07-30-2014, 11:32 AM   #144
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Googling: how to put a padlock on a tent fly...

and possible cost of a portable "Bear" fence.
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Old 07-30-2014, 01:35 PM   #145
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Just in.......... Touratech is sponsoring again
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Old 07-30-2014, 01:36 PM   #146
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Googling: how to put a padlock on a tent fly...

and possible cost of a portable "Bear" fence.
I got a cabin...I plan to lock the door
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Old 07-30-2014, 02:09 PM   #147
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I got a cabin...I plan to lock the door
If I camp I'm hiding my very camouflaged bivy far far away.
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Old 07-30-2014, 07:07 PM   #148
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If I camp I'm hiding my very camouflaged bivy far far away.
Oh, thank you!!! We were concerned you would be close...I did not want to hear that bell ringing all night
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Old 07-30-2014, 07:11 PM   #149
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Oh, thank you!!! We were concerned you would be close...I did not want to hear that bell ringing all night
ROFL

I figured you were giving it away at your circle jerk.
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Old 07-30-2014, 08:19 PM   #150
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Gee. No new registrations posted today. Can't imagine why. Grrrrrrrrr. Stop scaring the citizens.
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